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Songs of Innocence and Experience

Otherwise known as theferrett's Purity Test 2.0.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 24 to 30-Year old Females
(73 total)
Dating19.23%33.55%24.97%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'62.12%61.54%58.66%Master of your domain
Shamelessness90.32%77.86%73.49%Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive83.33%75.78%70.22%Monks are envious
Straightness14.81%40.44%18.85%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness92.59%79.03%82.62%Repressed, are we?
Dominant91.67%87.4%85.66%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive90.48%87.83%84.19%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick91.84%90.28%87.62%Refreshingly normal
Total Score75.67%74.37%69.65%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)


*sigh* I'm so innocent. I do try not to be...

Now. Work. Yes, that's what I'm here for...

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( 11 comments — Comment )
luckykaa
Jan. 5th, 2006 08:45 am (UTC)
I hate purity tests. I always score way too high:(

pickwick
Jan. 5th, 2006 12:47 pm (UTC)
Disturbing, isn't it?
caitirin
Jan. 5th, 2006 10:14 am (UTC)
*chuckles*

I always feel like those tests are really skewed.
magda_vogelsang
Jan. 5th, 2006 12:21 pm (UTC)
A number of ones I've seen, you can't get a low score unless you've done a lot of drugs.
pickwick
Jan. 5th, 2006 12:47 pm (UTC)
This one's just a sex one - I think there was only one question that mentioned drugs at all. And I STILL got a high score. Guess I'm just intrinsically sweet and innocent...

*hides before people hit her*
pooka_joe
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
*this is what a stunned pause looks like* ;)
pooka_joe
Jan. 5th, 2006 03:23 pm (UTC)
and by the way, here's mine :)

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Moderate Single Pink-Skinned 28 to 34-Year old Males
(25 total)
Dating0%33.55%30.15%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'27.27%61.54%47.03%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness61.29%77.86%77.61%It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive47.62%75.78%65.62%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness1.85%40.44%20.52%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness61.11%79.03%94.59%Had that experience at camp
Dominant65%87.4%82.93%Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive76.19%87.83%89.91%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick67.35%90.28%90.9%Dipped into depravity
Total Score50.19%74.37%70.95%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)
pendlemac
Jan. 5th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid I shalln't be doing it as 500+ questions will probably take about 20+ mins to do and the answers will all be in the high 90's anyway.
mind_expander
Jan. 6th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
I can't resist a good purity test, and this was quite a good one

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Sluttily Opportunistic Human Moderate Single Pink-Skinned 28 to 34-Year old Males
(1 total)
Dating19.23%33.55%19.23%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'27.27%61.54%27.27%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness62.9%77.86%62.9%It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive42.86%75.77%42.86%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness0%40.42%0%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness20.37%79.01%20.37%Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant65%87.39%65%Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive80.95%87.82%80.95%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick77.55%90.27%77.55%Refreshingly normal
Total Score49.05%74.36%49.05%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!


(By The Ferrett)
pickwick
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
Not hideously low, actually! And it says you're normal *heh*
mind_expander
Jan. 11th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)
Yeah, well, bear in mind there's still a bunch of stuff on my 'to do' list. When I get that lucky.

Some of those are just nasty though, I mean, I'm not disgusted or anything but where's the fun in that? Or that? Or THAT?
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