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Road to Hell

A picture, ganked from sloopjonb:

hell's most wanted

Erk. So.

(Please ignore the typos which it won't let me fix, grrrr)

Poll #1265094 This is the road to hell

Which of the following groups are you in?

Dunkards
0(0.0%)
Liars
0(0.0%)
Thieves
0(0.0%)
Sports Fans
0(0.0%)
Blasphemers
1(1.8%)
Money-Lovers
0(0.0%)
Pagans
1(1.8%)
Homosexuals
0(0.0%)
Prositutes
0(0.0%)
Witches
0(0.0%)
Atheists
1(1.8%)

..continued

Gamblers
0(0.0%)
Whoremongers
0(0.0%)
Porn-Lovers
0(0.0%)
Child Molestors
0(0.0%)
Evolutionists
0(0.0%)
Pot Smokers
0(0.0%)
Lesbians
0(0.0%)
Fornicators
0(0.0%)
Masturbators
0(0.0%)
Hypocrites
0(0.0%)
Psychics
0(0.0%)


I get 13/22: Could Do Better. Though they'd probably count me in with the lesbians too, and possibly the pagans.

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( 33 comments — Comment )
sovietkiki
Sep. 22nd, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
I got 11/22. Here are my list:

Liars - Well, seriously, who hasn't lied their entire lives?

Blasphemers - GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT WHERE IS MY PEN? I'M LATE FOR MY LECTURE!

Money-Lovers - ...We live in a Capitalist society and I like shiny things. Sue me, God, sue me.

Homosexuals - Since I'm not entirely sure of my sexuality yet.

Atheists - Well, I'm Agnostic, but to Christians like that we're all the same anyway.

Porn-Lovers - Yup. Except I go for the eye candy my brain produces, not actual gross porn.

Evolutionists - Yeah, 'cause it's totally not insane to assume some big dude in the sky created the world in seven days and frowns every time I say his name.

Lesbians - Ditto homosexuals comment.

Masturbators - Again, who hasn't?

Hypocrites - ...Again, I'm a human being.

Psychics - 'Cause I'm psychically predicting that the dude/chick wielding that banner is a nasty boy/girl who's going to get to the pearly gates and be laughed at by Saint Peter for being so bloody intolerant of everyone.

OH HAI LOOK I'M RIGHT. I must be psychic! Hell for me.

brb, I'm going to masturbate to gay porn whilst voting Conservative for the monetary perks the party gives me. I spend them on new crystal balls and books by Charles Darwin.
pickwick
Sep. 23rd, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
Yeah, I put liars and hypocrites for the same reasons...should probably have done thieves as well, but I don't know if penny sweets when I was about seven really counts! Or stationery from work.
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heidi8
Sep. 22nd, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
This list confuses me. I didn't realise sports fans were as bad as child molestors, and I don't know what the difference is between lesbians and homosexuals.

People are so weird.

Edited at 2008-09-22 10:57 pm (UTC)
pickwick
Sep. 23rd, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
Those sports fans, they're just evil. Apparently. I hate most sport, too, I just had to put it down because I like formula 1.
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bohemiancoast
Sep. 22nd, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
Though, in fact, I'd be perfectly happy to volunteer for some of the others if it would improve my score.
pickwick
Sep. 23rd, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
*nods* I was wondering if I could get the full set, but I don't think I can be a psychic or a proper pagan...
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pickwick
Sep. 23rd, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
Heh, me too, more or less. I should probably have put thieving down too. Gambling, I was counting the lottery (I'm in the work syndicate) and occasional Grand National and Eurovision sweepstakes.
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elaby
Sep. 23rd, 2008 01:09 am (UTC)
Oh, crap, I think I forgot to check "Liars"! AND Evolutionists, and hypocrites... apparently I'm such a sinner, I even suck at taking this poll XD

Edited at 2008-09-23 01:10 am (UTC)
pickwick
Sep. 23rd, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
Ha, I was wondering who on my friendslist would claim not to be an evolutionist! Apparently if you click on the poll number and then on "fill out poll", you can change your answers.
(no subject) - elaby - Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC) - Expand
chebutykin
Sep. 23rd, 2008 05:36 am (UTC)
Sweet! The tallest bar is "evolutionists!"

My science-nerd self is much pleased.
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
I think it should actually be at 100%, because I'm pretty sure the one person who didn't tick it isn't a creationist :D
gemz_lee
Sep. 23rd, 2008 06:22 am (UTC)
At times like this, I'm so glad I don't believe in Hell ... at least not in the Christian sense.
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
The Christian sense has got a bit wussy lately, there's a bunch of them who now say that "hell is the absence of God". Which, OK, I managed it in my life, I doubt I'm going to care much after I'm dead o_O
rhionnach
Sep. 23rd, 2008 06:59 am (UTC)
Reminds me of the guy who usually stands in Buchanan Street (by himself) with assorted boards proclaiming what is not a "proper Christian church" etc. He seems to have it in for the happy clappy types of Christians as well as the usual bunch. However, he seems to have missed out the sports fans, for some reason.
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Probably unsafe around here, what with all the religious sports fans! Be interesting to see him in a debate with the Orange march, heh.
bunnyk
Sep. 23rd, 2008 07:01 am (UTC)
Are prositutes known for talking at you in a very boring manner?

*runs*
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Possibly you have to pay them to read you bedtime stories :D
luckykaa
Sep. 23rd, 2008 07:54 am (UTC)
I scored 8. That's rubbish! Anyone want to pay me for gay fornication? that should get me an extra 3 points. Maybe even 4 because I'd have to get pretty plastered first.
marrog
Sep. 23rd, 2008 08:33 am (UTC)
It amuses me that despite getting an extra one free (lesbian AND homosexual?) I'm more virtuous than most of you lot.
laerad
Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:00 am (UTC)
You know the bit that kills me? The bad guys of the drug world appear to be Pot Smokers, not meth addicts, not cocaine or any of the rest, just the pot smokers, good grief.
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
POT IS EVIL.
ciciaye
Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:17 am (UTC)
Since I'm 38, unmarried and with no children, they'd probably count me in with both the witches and (even though I'm hetero) the lesbians.
No-one goes their whole life without telling a lie, so I'd be in there too.

CCA
pisica
Sep. 23rd, 2008 11:08 am (UTC)
No roleplayers????? What, I've spent the last 20 years trying to summon Satan by rolling dice and I get no credit? HMPH!
pickwick
Sep. 24th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
Yep - you should have been out playing sports all along!
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