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Invalid reasons for being late for work #39571: Spending several minutes gazing into the bathroom mirror, practising raising one eyebrow.

Progress: I can raise my left eyebrow several millimetres, but not without flaring my nostrils. Hmm.

When I saw the Scottish Sun's headline today - Dwarf Glues Hoover To Tackle - I knew it would be something to do with the Circus of Horrors. Which I'm going to see on Thursday. Hope he's recovered by then...

Not sure if I believe the Daily Record, of course, but if this is true, GAH. 72-year-old man shot dead because of allegations he molested a teenage girl. Police investigated, but he was never charged.

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momentsmusicaux
Aug. 21st, 2007 10:44 am (UTC)
I can raise one eyebrow, but only involuntarily and if I'm feeling sarcastic.
pickwick
Aug. 24th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
I think I just want to be like Snape o_O
poliphilo
Aug. 21st, 2007 10:48 am (UTC)
There's no business like show business.

san_valentine
Aug. 21st, 2007 01:30 pm (UTC)
I love the quote from the manager:
"It was the most bizarre accident I've ever seen, and I work with a freak show."
anonymous_greg
Aug. 21st, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
Heh. :)
kaiserdad
Aug. 21st, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
practising raising one eyebrow
That is an essential skill if you aspire to become a Managing Director!
magda_vogelsang
Aug. 21st, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
I love having mobile eyebrows!

I can raise both of mine, either together (including waggling them like Groucho Marx) or independently.
san_valentine
Aug. 21st, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
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